the spinster fairy-godmother

Friends are 'coming together' (early days, but) through me. They keep me apprised of fresh developments, sometimes in disturbing detail.

It accentuates how single I am, although this doesn't bother me... for now.

Suga Babe disapproves, however. She says I shouldn't settle for content happy, and must instead aim for wow happy. She points out that I go out of my way to spend time with someone but really expect them to make the first move. She's taken it upon herself to coach me re how-to-be-more-physically-assertive. What a value-packed alliance this is turning out to be.